The Council of the Carpet is a mere shadow of Jeff the Carpet, as it's sole purpose was to stand as a place to hold arguments, and try to resolve disputes. However, were not only fricking hippies. This site is also for plotting, may it be evil (Like selling office max explosive paper clips.) Or nice (Like... um...).

Bellow this wall of text, lies the guestbook(s). They will be filled with posts about anything between Pie and... something that isn't pie.